- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Clair Huxtable sets Elvin straight.
Bill Cosby with his head in his hands is literally Captain.
Oh, oh! They even included Clarisse from The Castle of Cagliostro
I’M SO HAPPY <3333
ahhh babbyssssss but nausicaa and chihiro are my supreme babbys definitely
fuck i hate listening to people breathe and eat
do you have any fucking idea how impossible it is to write a fucking exam when the guy next to you is breathing loud enough for oyu to hear him
like wow what the fuck pinch your nose you piece of shit
rhythmic tapping sounds or really any repetitive sounds at all make me want to scream and punch people
Hey look if you mix brunet Benedict and ginger Benedict you get a Bendict
Maybe if I do that with two Tom Hiddleston pictures I’ll get the same-
HOLY FUCK TOM WHY DID YOU BECOME A BROWN EYED ASIAN WOMAN
WHAT
WHAT
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT???????????
